cheeseburger soup

Ask me anything   eat it!

funches, cummings (so-so), buress, maron, hardwick, silverman, louis…daaammn i wish i could have made it to the oddball tour at the location nearest to me. so many awesome acts. 

funches, cummings (so-so), buress, maron, hardwick, silverman, louis…daaammn i wish i could have made it to the oddball tour at the location nearest to me. so many awesome acts. 

(Source: daddymymouthisfullofstars)

— 4 hours ago with 11 notes
#funny or die  #oddball  #comedy 
lol. love todd glass //  Sarah silverman and Todd glass on getting doug with high

lol. love todd glass //  Sarah silverman and Todd glass on getting doug with high

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— 6 hours ago with 164 notes
#todd glass  #sarah silverman  #doug benson  #Getting Doug With High 
welp, i guess i’m celibate.

i no longer want to long for anyone.

my new norm is having zero luck in the department of intimacy and it is quite stifling on my spirits.. so fuck it. pun intended. my answer is to attempt to remove desire… extract a basic, natural, human desire.. yeah. right.

— 7 hours ago
#fml  #bummage 

BLAKE RICHARDSON // BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME

(Source: rileywasyes)

— 8 hours ago with 86 notes
#bad ass mother  #pa-rum-pum-pum-pum 
well i guess this is growing up.

well i guess this is growing up.

(Source: rage-comics-base)

— 8 hours ago with 17 notes
#growing up sucks 

i love how it’s not a slap it’s more so a graceful glide across his face by some random eleven-teen year old.

(Source: iraffiruse)

— 8 hours ago with 808 notes
#lol 

Marla’s philosophy of life is that she might die at any moment. The tragedy, she said, was that she didn’t.
Marla’s philosophy of life is that she might die at any moment. The tragedy, she said, was that she didn’t.

(Source: movieshift, via chipsarerad)

— 1 day ago with 31573 notes